Syukuur.....Alhamdulilah..Thanks to Mighty Allah..

After a year of doing research and piling up me money...finally I got me-self a ride..just nice for my budget..just started work about a year ago..so OK la...

I've been jumping from one car to another, to pick whats best for me. Then when the timing was just right..I went to the showroom in Damansara and book me-self a ride..without looking back bebeh. What done is done!! No looking back!!! Hahaha..


This is what it looks when got the keys at 1230 pm on the 13th of February 2009. I've been anxiously waiting for 2 long-ass month. Its like a dream come true. Yeah..I know it's just a Saga BLM. But,who freakin cares..its my car, my money and my life. What do you pricks care?? Dude, at least I got a car..bought it with my own money, my own sweat, my own tears and blood. I don't see you damn pricks giving me any money. Okay, enuff said..

But funny thing was, my car original look lasts about not more than 5 hours. Just enuff time for me to get the hell out of the OFFICE. At 5.30pm (same day dude!!) my cars has been given a new face lift..hahaha..whut..whut!! Crazy??!! Yeah dude! I know..all my friend said that to me. But whateva..I just want my ride to be gorgoeus. At least for me it is..Wanna see what its looks like at 6.00pm same day? Hahaha..Feast your eyes suckass...

Twitt me Succkass!!!!

So long have I been away..but now I'M BACK SUCKASS..!!!

I'm back ya'll...still busy with work..but lots of thing has happen lately..but no worries..I'll lay it down one by one...Whut! Whut!

Twitt me Succkass!!!!

US VISA...finally..

Finally..after 2 long-ass weeks of waiting, my visa is approve. Still it took me two trips to the MCA Tower just to collect my VISA. Now, I'm a proud owner of US VISA...but the thing is, only my VISA is approved, but Asan (Kamil) is not yet approved. There's no word of news about his status...hmmm...

Office-Made Cheezy Chacos

Yes everybody, it's cooking segment with Chef Wafie and Chef Kamil. Both of are proud to present Office-Made Cheezy Chachos..Hahaha..Yeah! It is made proudly in the office. The idea came, when we suddenly and extremely hungry for junk food. Yes, and we made it GOOD!!!

Ingridients and Instructions:

1. Get your favourite flavoured Chachos and a pack of ur favourite cheese and mix it like so.

2. When everything ingridients is ready for cook, take a minute and pose for the camera. CLICK!!
3. Put the ingridients in the microwave, and heat it for 4 minutes. Just like the Justin and Madonna feat Timbaland song... 4. Wacth carefully how the Chacos and cheese are heated together, and listen how the symphony of junk food plays through the process teasing ur stomach dats is now full with gas =P5. This is what it looks like when it came out of the microwave. Is it beautiful, even the Monalisa would jump out from its frame just to get a bite. CHUMP!!!6. For some final touch, spread and dress with some chilic sauce and make sure you do it with grace and artsy.
6. And now the time we have been waiting for...EAT!!!!!7. And EAT!!!!!

This segments is brought to you by Wafie and Kamil. There is no sponsor involed in this segment. All expenses are shared and spread evenly between these two.

Cast and Crew

Chef Wafie - Wafie Zainal
Chef Kamil - Asan Taring
Photographer 1 - Wafie Zainal
Photograhper 2 - Asan Taring

Quantum of Solace...

Last night was the BOND!!! (get it? the BOND...what i meant was the BOMB, since last night I watched the new Bond movie...argh! whatever )


The movie was tight, but why the heck they destroyed the Aston Martin DBS. Bond ripped the door just like that...it went PUFF!! Gone baby! And the movie showed the car for only like 2 seconds (its longer actually...but WTH??!!!)

But, overall the movie was OK. I must say the fights scenes are kinda KICK-ASS. All the glass shattering, door breaking, wall busting and yeah...GETTING AN AXE BETWEEN YOUR FREAKIN" TOES...that was surely my favorite scene in the movie. All the audience was like...OUCH!! I even grabbed my toes, checking if mine also caught an axe between it...LOL!

Check the movie's website Quantum of Solace. It has cool stuffs, like games and all..you can be a Bond if you want..think about the Bond Girls...right...???

Wanted By The FBI..???!!!

It all started as a simple journey to the US Embassy, just to get a freakin' VISA. As you all know, without the VISA a non US-citizen is not allowed to enter the Big Apple State (now owned by Barrack Obama.....congratz to him).


After a tiring of waits and queuing up to get in the Embassy, we finally able to get into the main door. Not yet the office people,but the main entrance door at the gate...3 words people, tight-ass security check (or is that 4 words..). Man, it's just like getting into another country. Between the main door gate and the office courtyard, there is small room where non US-citizen are supposed to through a metal detector door, before that, we need to empty our pockets and put all those stuff through the scanner.Yup, just like an airport, only this time the guards are a*s*o*e....My god, the guards are Malaysian citizen, at least treat the Malaysian citizen (obviously those guards are too dumb notice that they are also Malaysian) the same courtesy as they should. Its not like we're going to bomb the Embassy or what.


Then, the waiting begins again for our numbers to be called to the counter. When our numbers are called, the US staff at counter treats us like guest. They spoke to us nicely, politely and full with respect to each other. Not like those jerk-off guards. But.....maybe because all of the cursing2 and bad-mouth to the guards. Our VISAs end up getting suspended, they did not reject or denied our VISA...just suspend...FOR TWO WEEKS!!!! Argh!!! We were supposed to be in San Diego on the 4th November..I'm putting all the blames and flames on the GUARDS!!

And to our suprised, we were listed as criminals....noooo...and we were going to be sent to....Guantanamo Bay (G-Bay)..oh damn! Not G-bay....

We're telling you..WE ARE GOING TO ESCAPE!!!! BY GOD WE WILL!!!!!

4 Sides of Me!!!