Wafie's Embassy

Syukuur.....Alhamdulilah..Thanks to Mighty Allah..

2009-04-09T16:03:00.010+08:00

After a year of doing research and piling up me money...finally I got me-self a ride..just nice for my budget..just started work about a year ago..so OK la...

I've been jumping from one car to another, to pick whats best for me. Then when the timing was just right..I went to the showroom in Damansara and book me-self a ride..without looking back bebeh. What done is done!! No looking back!!! Hahaha..

This is what it looks when got the keys at 1230 pm on the 13th of February 2009. I've been anxiously waiting for 2 long-ass month. Its like a dream come true. Yeah..I know it's just a Saga BLM. But,who freakin cares..its my car, my money and my life. What do you pricks care?? Dude, at least I got a car..bought it with my own money, my own sweat, my own tears and blood. I don't see you damn pricks giving me any money. Okay, enuff said..

But funny thing was, my car original look lasts about not more than 5 hours. Just enuff time for me to get the hell out of the OFFICE. At 5.30pm (same day dude!!) my cars has been given a new face lift..hahaha..whut..whut!! Crazy??!! Yeah dude! I know..all my friend said that to me. But whateva..I just want my ride to be gorgoeus. At least for me it is..Wanna see what its looks like at 6.00pm same day? Hahaha..Feast your eyes suckass...

Twitt me Succkass!!!!

So long have I been away..but now I'M BACK SUCKASS..!!!

2009-04-06T15:13:00.005+08:00

I'm back ya'll...still busy with work..but lots of thing has happen lately..but no worries..I'll lay it down one by one...Whut! Whut!

Twitt me Succkass!!!!

US VISA...finally..

2008-11-21T10:40:00.002+08:00

Finally..after 2 long-ass weeks of waiting, my visa is approve. Still it took me two trips to the MCA Tower just to collect my VISA. Now, I'm a proud owner of US VISA...but the thing is, only my VISA is approved, but Asan (Kamil) is not yet approved. There's no word of news about his status...hmmm...

Office-Made Cheezy Chacos

2008-11-19T02:45:00.007+08:00

Yes everybody, it's cooking segment with Chef Wafie and Chef Kamil. Both of are proud to present Office-Made Cheezy Chachos..Hahaha..Yeah! It is made proudly in the office. The idea came, when we suddenly and extremely hungry for junk food. Yes, and we made it GOOD!!!

Ingridients and Instructions:

1. Get your favourite flavoured Chachos and a pack of ur favourite cheese and mix it like so.

2. When everything ingridients is ready for cook, take a minute and pose for the camera. CLICK!!
3. Put the ingridients in the microwave, and heat it for 4 minutes. Just like the Justin and Madonna feat Timbaland song... 4. Wacth carefully how the Chacos and cheese are heated together, and listen how the symphony of junk food plays through the process teasing ur stomach dats is now full with gas =P5. This is what it looks like when it came out of the microwave. Is it beautiful, even the Monalisa would jump out from its frame just to get a bite. CHUMP!!!6. For some final touch, spread and dress with some chilic sauce and make sure you do it with grace and artsy.
6. And now the time we have been waiting for...EAT!!!!!7. And EAT!!!!!

This segments is brought to you by Wafie and Kamil. There is no sponsor involed in this segment. All expenses are shared and spread evenly between these two.

Cast and Crew

Chef Wafie - Wafie Zainal
Chef Kamil - Asan Taring
Photographer 1 - Wafie Zainal
Photograhper 2 - Asan Taring

Quantum of Solace...

2008-11-07T09:39:00.003+08:00

Last night was the BOND!!! (get it? the BOND...what i meant was the BOMB, since last night I watched the new Bond movie...argh! whatever )

The movie was tight, but why the heck they destroyed the Aston Martin DBS. Bond ripped the door just like that...it went PUFF!! Gone baby! And the movie showed the car for only like 2 seconds (its longer actually...but WTH??!!!)

But, overall the movie was OK. I must say the fights scenes are kinda KICK-ASS. All the glass shattering, door breaking, wall busting and yeah...GETTING AN AXE BETWEEN YOUR FREAKIN" TOES...that was surely my favorite scene in the movie. All the audience was like...OUCH!! I even grabbed my toes, checking if mine also caught an axe between it...LOL!

Check the movie's website Quantum of Solace. It has cool stuffs, like games and all..you can be a Bond if you want..think about the Bond Girls...right...???

Wanted By The FBI..???!!!

2008-11-06T15:21:00.005+08:00

It all started as a simple journey to the US Embassy, just to get a freakin' VISA. As you all know, without the VISA a non US-citizen is not allowed to enter the Big Apple State (now owned by Barrack Obama.....congratz to him).

After a tiring of waits and queuing up to get in the Embassy, we finally able to get into the main door. Not yet the office people,but the main entrance door at the gate...3 words people, tight-ass security check (or is that 4 words..). Man, it's just like getting into another country. Between the main door gate and the office courtyard, there is small room where non US-citizen are supposed to through a metal detector door, before that, we need to empty our pockets and put all those stuff through the scanner.Yup, just like an airport, only this time the guards are a*s*o*e....My god, the guards are Malaysian citizen, at least treat the Malaysian citizen (obviously those guards are too dumb notice that they are also Malaysian) the same courtesy as they should. Its not like we're going to bomb the Embassy or what.

Then, the waiting begins again for our numbers to be called to the counter. When our numbers are called, the US staff at counter treats us like guest. They spoke to us nicely, politely and full with respect to each other. Not like those jerk-off guards. But.....maybe because all of the cursing2 and bad-mouth to the guards. Our VISAs end up getting suspended, they did not reject or denied our VISA...just suspend...FOR TWO WEEKS!!!! Argh!!! We were supposed to be in San Diego on the 4th November..I'm putting all the blames and flames on the GUARDS!!

And to our suprised, we were listed as criminals....noooo...and we were going to be sent to....Guantanamo Bay (G-Bay)..oh damn! Not G-bay....

We're telling you..WE ARE GOING TO ESCAPE!!!! BY GOD WE WILL!!!!!

4 Sides of Me!!!

2008-11-06T10:59:00.001+08:00

Wafie and Kamil go to Wendy's...also Yamin

2008-09-05T16:41:00.006+08:00

It all started just as a movie flic..and then it slowly turn into something that only fast food lovers would ever understand...EVER!!! A heart warming journey and a thrilling adventure of two ordinary guys ( plus one ) craving for something more than just shitty fast food, its a quest for the meaning of life in the fast food lane.

A movie turn into a reality a.k.a movie spoof..a really unexpected turn...hahaha...what a BS that was...don't miss it!! And WE mean it!!!

This Harold and Kumar...two ordinary guys just like two ( plus one ) of us seeking the true meaning of eating fast food fast..

Inspiron 1420 is mine!

2008-09-04T15:21:00.008+08:00

After tonnes and tonnes of research..finally I came with an answer, which laptop should I buy. I've been fighting with myself, which is better..Lenovo Idea Pad or Dell Inspiron 1420. I've been comparing with these two models for quite a long time. But now all is settled.

Lenovo is famous for its durability and specs..but Dell still manage to put up a fight with its guarantees and and spec performance. In terms of design, Dell definitely give quite a fight but still on par with Lenovo. I've been in and out lots of forums to make sure mine choice is correct. The one thing that make me step my foot down is the service that Dell provides.

So finally on 3rd of September 2008, me Wafie..has finally own a Dell Inspiron 1420 (upgraded).

HAHAHAHAHA..Death to all desktops...!!!!!

Harry Potter's broom..??

2008-08-28T10:22:00.006+08:00

I don't know if I'm seeing thing or not..but I did found that something that only exists at Hogwards..I was on my way to the 'Pasar Malam' with my office mates when I found this thing..hehehehe
Yeah..its a flying broom or rather floating broom..hahahaha...its a down gradeversion of Nimbus 2000...hahaha..Amazing right??It is, his broom..why did he left it there..? Until now no body knows...ne ne ne ne ne ( X-File's theme song playing )...the truth is out there..But back in Britain, there's new story concerning about Harry Potter's broom..This artical is not only suitable for underages..Read it here, Harry Potter's different kind of broom, the RimButt 2000..

Ramadhan Al-Mubarak

2008-08-27T19:00:00.003+08:00

Wall-E Premier

2008-08-27T10:37:00.006+08:00

Its been a long time since I've critic about any movies right..so here's my verdict on the newly anticipated 3D movie of the year..Wall-E
I think this movie's promotion is too exaggerated..yeah the animation is great..nice..fuckin' A!!
But the story line is weak..I'm not saying its not good at all..its good..but you know, there are some movies that only good for one time view..u catch my drift? I'm saying that when you guys wanna see the same movie for the second ( if ever )..the story suddenly feels boring and sometimes sucks!

But the characters are damn cute and super funny..for me, I like the character M-O..I laugh like crazy when he introduced himself to Wall-E..it sounded like " Mop!!! "

Don't Tell...syhhhhh....

2008-08-25T10:37:00.007+08:00

Hehehe...I just finished my 'Big Breakfast' at Tasik Kemuning. Actually.. I was supposed to be in office doing work..but then my stomach was playing the sweetest beat...

"Ding! Ding! Ding! Time to fill her up", it speaks to me..I don't know if the rumbling was loud, but my office mate a.k.a Asan Taring suddenly stood up and said.." Let's go to Mc'D..now!!! " I was like "What??!!" and stand up all at the same time..hehehe..but surely you guys know what I was thinking right??!! Right offer at the right time..So we snuck out and drove to Mc'D and had our "Big Breakfast" at Tasek Kemuning...heheheActualy, if you look closely..you can see the lake..hehehe

My first client...

2008-08-21T17:47:00.003+08:00

Thank you!! Thank you!! Thank you!! I know..I know..its great..its nice..its beautiful...haha...

To Tyqa..thanks and arigatow gozaimas for trusting me with the responsibility to design ur banner. Don't forget to tell your friend okay...???!!!

What bout this one...

2008-08-21T16:35:00.005+08:00

This is my second product. I used Adobe photoshop CS3...Yeah I know, it's still rough aroung the edges. But hey, i'm trying to be better....next time. I think, this one would look good on my blog..right?? I've been thinking to change the title and all. But i just wanna see how it looks like.

Did i tell u guys that for the first product, I only use paint??? Yeah..i did..hehehe

A new beginning ya'll...

2008-08-21T15:41:00.002+08:00

Yosh mina!! Its me..im back. With a new hobby..i jus can't let it go..even during my office hours. Don't tell my boss aight guys...

I've wanting to do some some like this..designing, drawing..you know all this arts and graphic stuff..above is my 1st product. Give some comments aight..?? People improve through comments ya know..

BITD-ians and FTMK-ians...please take note!!!

2008-07-17T12:11:00.005+08:00

Attention to all BITD-ians and FTMK-ians..!!!

Hope you guys can arrange a time to have your pictures taken for the Alumni matrix card. For those who have, please acknowledge that the robe ( jubah ) for convocation can be collected starting on the 4th August 2008 until 8th August 2008. You are all advised to collect them early due to the other process such registering and photo will slow you guys down..

Congratz to everyone and see you all at the prestigious day!!!

More Photos at Jerejak

2008-07-11T11:13:00.004+08:00

The Band

A view from one's eye

Gonna climb something..

Fishing for hope..

That time...aaaa...

Owned!!!

The Committee

Best Trip Ever..!!!!

2008-07-08T11:13:00.009+08:00

Woooohoo!!!! What a time I had at Pulau Jerejak Resort & Spa, Penang..All the 3 days that I've spent with my office-mate was the most memorable and mostly unforgetable time of my life.

With all fun and tiring activities ( hehehe... ), plus with crazy wacky office mates, is the best trip I've been to.

There were lots of fun things that we did...no words can picture it more than a picture..hehehe..

We definitely had loads of fun on the bus, along the way from Kota Kemuning to Pulau Pinang (Penang). It was not boring at all..

The famous Penang Bridge is under construction when we there. But that does not seem to block any of its magnificent scenes.

The ferry ride from the Queensbay Deck to Pulau Jerejak was breath taking and to mention windy.
And let me tel you, the food at the resort was super delicious. I certainly gain few more pounds. But watha heck...its delicious and more that its free ya'll..hehehe
Look at that lamb roast, mouth watering isn't it..hahaha.. Pity for you guys, Im the one who get to eat it..haha...

Joke for today...

2008-06-26T12:18:00.003+08:00

Click Me!!!

Im BACK!!!!

2008-06-26T11:27:00.005+08:00

Finally... I'm back..its been a long time, a really long time. Lots has happen. Still, lots has not happen to me yet..hehehe

Lately, I've been crazy busy with work. No time for blogging. However, I did find time to watch few more movie premiers. Won't miss it for the world. So..keep reading my comments and personal experience on the movies I watched. Also things that happens around me..

Wanted

The Happening

Kung fu Panda
(not premier =P)

A diamond...lost....

2008-05-07T15:59:00.003+08:00

Yosh Mina!

A diamond is lost...it went CEO Softcenter to Brisbane, Australia. What a sweet and kind diamond she was. An outstanding worker and a loving mother. Kak Emilyh was a devoted worker at CEO Softcenter for more than 1 year. She has put countless effort and contribution towards the company's well being. She has been true to her words and commitment for the company. However due to personal family future issue, she have to migrate to Brisbane, Australia. There she will start a new life as a new Australian citizen together with her husband and cute little daughter.

We manage to throw a surprise small farewell party at the pantry. We have also collected money in order to buy her a farewell gift. A gift that will always remind her of her one true home, Malaysia. Enjoy the pictures that I have gathered.

Here she is..

Jeng..Jeng..Jeng..

What a luvly baju kurung...

The staff eating ice cream..

Look at her happy face...

Lawak!!!!!!!!

2008-04-24T14:30:00.002+08:00

PUKUL BERAPA BUKA?

Pada suatu tengah malam telepon di rumah seorang
pustakawan berdering.
Pukul berapa perpustakaan akan di buka?" seorang
pemuda di hujung talian bertanya.
"Jam 9 pagi encik, apa hal yang penting sangat encik
menelifon saya tengah malam buta nie?" tanya
pustakawan tadi.
"Tak boleh buka awal lagi ke?" pemuda itu bertanya
lagi dengan nada kecewa.
"TIDAK, tidak akan dibuka sebelum pukul 9!" si
pustakawan menjawab dengan nada yang tinggi.
"Penting sangat ke sampai encik tidak boleh tunggu
sampai pukul 9 pagi untuk masuk?".
"Siapa kata saya mau masuk?" kata pemuda itu kesal,
"SAYA MAU KELUAR!"

MANGGA

Pada suatu hari ada seorang pembeli yang sedang
tawar-menawar dengan seorang penjual buah mangga.
Pembeli: "Bang, berapa harga mangga sekilo?"
Peniaga: "RM7!"
Pembeli: "Amboi, mahal sangat... RM5 sudah la!"
Peniaga: "Tak boleh dik, harganya dah cukup murah
tu!"
Pembeli: "Kalau tak manis, macam mana bang?"
Peniaga: "Kalau tak manis, tak payah bayar!"
Pembeli: "Kalau macam tu, beri saya yang tak manis
10 kilo!"

PALING BERSIH

Sepasang suami isteri merayakan ulang tahun
perkahwinannya dengan makan malam di sebuah
restoran. Ketika mereka hendak meninggalkan restoran
tersebut, mereka ditanya oleh pemilik restoran yang
berdiri di pintu.

Pemilik: "Bagaimana perasaan Anda terhadap hidangan
dan layanan kami?"
Lelaki: " Ada satu perkara yang boleh saya katakan..
Anda memiliki dapur yang paling bersih di bandar
ini."
Pemilik: "Dapur yang paling bersih?... Anda kan
tidak pergi ke dapur. Bagaimana Anda boleh tahu yang
dapur kamilah yang paling bersih?"
Lelaki: "Sebab.. Semua makanan yang kami makan
berbau sabun."

BARU KAHWIN

Sepasang pengantin baru mengalami gangguan
kesihatan. Setelah diperiksa dengan teliti, doktor
memberitahu perkara itu disebabkan oleh hubungan
seks yang terlalu kerap.

"Untuk sementara waktu ini, anda berdua dinasihatkan
supaya menghadkan kegiatan seks. Sebaiknya dua kali
saja seminggu sahaja. Untuk memudahkan mengingat,
saya sarankan untuk melakukan hubungan ini hanya
pada hari yang bermula dengan huruf S, iaitu Selasa
dan Sabtu," saran doktor.

Maklum sajalah baru berkahwin. Pada malam ketiga
berpuasa dari membuat hubungan itu, si suami tidak
yang sedang tidur sehingga isterinya terjaga.

"Hari ini hari apa bang?" tanya si isteri.
"Sumaat"
"Sedang eloklah tu bang..." jawab isterinya..

SIAPA BANGANG

Seorang lelaki telefon hospital untuk memberitahu
yang isterinya nak bersalin. Dan jururawat hospital
menjawab telefon lelaki tersebut.
Lelaki: "Hello... tolong saya sebab isteri saya nak
bersalin!"
Jururawat: "Sila bertenang... ini anaknya yang
pertama ke?"
Lelaki: "Apa la punya bangang... ni laki dia la!"

RAHSIA MENANGKAP IKAN

Adaseorang nelayan yang selalu dapat banyak ikan
bila dia ke laut...so crew TV99 interview dia untuk
rahsia dia tangkap ikan.
Crew TV99 : "Apa rahsia pakcik tangkap ikan?"
Nelayan : "Oh, pakcik guna firasat. Pakcik tenguk
cara isteri pakcik tidur bila pakcik bangun pagi.
Kalau dia mengereng ke kiri, pakcik tebar jala kiri.
Kalau dia mengereng ke kanan pakcik tebar ke kanan."

CrewTV99 : "Kalau isteri pakcik tidur terlentang?"
Nelayan : "Itu tandanya rezeki depan mata, pakcik
tak turun ke laut pagi tu..."
CrewTV99 : "O, ye ke..."

MALUNYA
Seorang wanita muda telah terberanak di dalam sebuah
lif. Dier pun malu macam nak giler dan tak mahu kuar
dari lif itu. Pihak pengurusan bangunan pun
memanggil polis, bomba dan pakar ilmu jiwa untuk
pujuk dier keluar.
Pakar ilmu jiwa tu pun cakap ler, "Cik... keluar
lah... aper nak dimalukan... perkara biase jer nih."

Wanita muda yang terberanak itu pun menjawab, "Tak
mau, tak mau, saya malu."
pakar ilmu jiwa itu menambah, "Alah cik... tahun
lepas saya ader 1 kes lagi teruk... pompuan tu
beranak dalam longkang!!"
Mendengarkan kata-kata pakar ilmu jiwa tu jer,
wanita muda tu terus meraung bagai nak giler lalu
berkata, "Yang tu pun saya gak, uhwaaa..!!!"
Pakar ilmu jiwa itu tak tahu nak cakap aper.

Gossip II - Busted!!!

2008-04-22T22:47:00.005+08:00

Where he at? Let me kick his ass...

Yosh Mina!!

I told ya...I freakin told ya I'll get a proof of this shameless anti-blogger prick..Ha Ha Ha... However, this proof is much better, too much better.. I have single handedly caught this two-faced, no-gooder anti blogger going trough blogs. Did I say going trough blogs..??? Yes I did, I did tee a putty tat!! Putty tat my nuts...Its a freakin anti bloggers....blogging, damn it!!! Hah! You're busted, BIG TIME dummy!!!

Hah!! You're busted Mr. "I'm so anti-blogger"

Wafie outta...

Gossip

2008-04-18T10:54:00.010+08:00

Yosh Mina!!

It has been a really not so long time since last time I post any useless, good for nothing and uncivilized reading material. I was kinda not so busy and was caught up in something not important..NOT!!! Well, lets not waste anymore boring time of yours and get straight to the kinky point..Ha Ha Ha...

Gossip is what I'm going to blabber you guys this time. So Mina-san ( that's everyone in Nippon ), there is a vastly spreading rumor that I have just made up..or is it? Jeng..Jeng..Jeng..!!! Rumor about Shah and Yuyeen blur are kinda a 'thing' now. Hah!! An office romance it is. Is it true, is not? Ah...lu pikir la sendiri...

Next, is about a quite shocking story where there is a rumor saying that we have an ANTI-BLOGGER among us...WHAT??!! Who? Where? and $5#**&%@..??!! ( censored ). Don't worry, we have a very unreliable and untrustworthy source confirming this ingratitude human being does exist. And what is this..we do a have picture??? Lets check it out..

No pictures!!

No paparazzi!!

Don't you guys worry, we will surely get a better picture of this blogger's arch nemesis. And we shall put a brutal end to this..Kill em' all!!!!!!!

Wafie out..

I will defeat all the anti bloggers...

JUNO

2008-04-16T11:22:00.004+08:00

Yosh Mina!

Guess what I stumbled upon in my friend's hard disk..game? no.. porns? hell no..i guess.. Its a freaking movie..Its called JUNO, its light-real-life-comedy movie. It stars Ellen Page as Juno from X-Men and Michael Cera as Paulie Bleeker from Super Bad. Its a fun movie were Juno found out the she has gone preggy with her best friend Bleeker. Juno is a typical hardrock + indie + grunge girl who has a 'thing' for her best friend Bleeker, who is the other hand an obnoxiously-extreme Tic Tac addict cum school runner, thus the orange colored theme for the movie. Bleeker also secretly have a 'thing' for Juno...what a shock?! NOT!! HaHaHa.. I really didn't know if the movie was released in Malaysia or not.

Check-out how the story spins and twirls, when Juno ( my girlfriend to-be :p )try to deal with her pregnancy..

P/S: Who ever wants the movie just contact Asan Taring

Tribute To All

2008-04-15T11:59:00.006+08:00

Yeah! See him getting his jiggy on..

Yosh Mina!
Thanks for all the annoying, negative, nonsupporting, useless, waste-of-time comments that you guys have willingly and happily to drop by...HaHaHa.. Frankly speaking, I do appreciate the effort you guys have put together to read through my inspirational, astounding, one-of-a-kind blog. I promise you this will be one of many that soon will come after..This is my promise to you all.. My decree, my vouch...(that sounds kinda gay ain't it? but I'm not)

So keep those comments coming..and always check out my blog.

Wafie out...

A man's got to do what a man's got to do

2008-04-14T14:53:00.010+08:00

Yosh, mina! It means, "Hi, everyone!" in Japanese. Finally, I manage to start my own damn freaking blog. After seeing my office mates, Asanrivas a.k.a Asan Taring a.k.a Geli Mat (http://asanrivas.blogspot.com/) mate starting his own annoying blog and then follow up by Hanizan a.k.a Zan (http://darifon.blogspot.com) showing off his camera hand phone as well as his cute little daughter and lastly Daous a.k.a Penghulu Kampung Buntut (http://firdaousyousof.blogspot.com/) that have too much free time on his hand, more or less it provokes me to do something. Little by little, these voices inside my head screaming louder and louder, " Damn dude, you can't let these guys be cooler than you. You gots to something dawg!!".

So you see, I can't lose my coolness to these guys, so I have decided to put up a fight. A man's got to do what a man's, right? So this is my blog. I 'll be posting my boring and useless life as well as things that happens around me.

So..to start off with a BANG!!, last weekend me and my friends had this little reunion thingy at SunWay Piramid. I thought there will be many people, but then only four person came including me. Four freaking people!! But whatever, we still had fun.. We went to J.Co Donut & Coffee. We ate like a dozen of delious and mouth watering donuts. I also bought a blended Green Tea, it was not very good but it was ok..I guess..By the way it cost me a good-for-nothing RM10.00. So we chat and chow down the donuts, praying one of us will throw up..HaHaHa..

To highlight the day I bought myselfthis cute little fake dummy bearbrick..hehehe..

Wafie's Embassy

2008-04-08T18:17:00.000+08:00

This is my embassy..where I begin..where I reside..where I express myself..